The Oral Sex
Once again it is time for a lesson taught to us from the annals of The Society’s communication network. This was started by a quote found on the website – Overheard in New York.
Screw you – no link. We are evil after all.
Enjoy.
She Mixed It Into His Corn Flakes
Woman #1: ... So his mom taught him.
Woman #2: His mother taught him.
Woman #1: Yeah.
Woman #2: To eat pussy?
Woman #1: Yeah.
Woman #2: That's disgusting!
Woman #1: He's really good at it, though.
--D train
From: HR
To: ML, GD
So weird... I was on an F train and overheard two older women talking,where one was explaing to the other how she taught her son to, well...You know, please a woman.Interestingly, the guy who has been flashing girls on the subway isassumed to be the son.I'm certain that more will become known soon on these developingstories.
Ciao.
From: ML
To: HR, GD
First the D train now the F train. I wonder if this is some kind ofwhisper campaign or experiment? Maybe both?Also, I'm curious if the discussions explicitly state incest (physicalsexual contact) is occurring or a is it just a frank discussion onfemale anatomy and sexual technique between the two that took place? I'mcurious to see how this develops. Could this be a use of influence to subtly corrupt the morals of apeople via a whisper campaign? To plant a taboo thought throughout themasses to see where it will root and flourish? Could this be anothersubtle attack by the ... Fascists!?! hehehe You never know.
From: GD
To: ML, HR
How to please a woman? Simple - give them the pleasure of servicingtheir man. Then they should make him a steak.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
Master: How do you know when a woman orgasms?
Student: Who cares?
Master: Your training is complete.hehehe
Hmm George, I see that (Name Censored) is conspicuously absent from the list of thisthread you stated. I wonder why?
Don't worry.
I added her.
Made you look. hehehehehehe
From: GD
To: ML, HR
Yes, yes you did.
No reason that I did not add her. Really I just did not think of addingher. I was going to make a joke about oral sex here, but since I sentthe original message only to men, I think I will pass.
And actually you deserve props for my last email, as months ago yousent me a fake advice column in which all the advice ended with that thewoman should give her man a blowjob and then make her man a steak.
Good advice actually.
Ifonly more women would take it.
The advice, I mean.
Of course if they take the advice then they would be taking it in the mouth.
Both are good.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
This is great advice and would save many marriages. Someone should tell Dr. Phil. Wait! Maybe I can start my own show? Dr. Matt! Men would force their wives to watch it with them. I could knock Oprah off the air!
Promo: "On Dr. M special guest Heather Harmon will help women to learn how to keep their man happy and at home while maximizing their own pleasure and profits. And in our ongoing series celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck will show the secrets to making a fine steak. Today on the Dr. M show."
It would be a mega hit!
From: GD
To: ML, HR
While men would like the show, I tend to think women probably would pass on it.
You would probably end up with the same audience as Stern.. Nothing to sneeze at, but not Oprah numbers.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
I don't know about that. I play it straight and act like this is really helpful information, maybe squirt a few tears about some awful head I got and suddenly deep throat is part of health class. Stranger things... hehehe Sexual energy is a vector that has unknown limits, if any. Properly tapped and harnessed: who knows? I could wind up with my own Moon Base Phallus out of this. Bum-bum-Bah! The power of the penis - penis - penis! (Can't you just hear the echo?)
From: GD
To: ML, HR
Nah, 1 - Women are really against the whole "You have to deep throat/swallow. It is a good thing for us" thing. 2 - Didn't you here that anal is the BJ for the new millennium. It is now the "in thing" - pun intended.
On the other hand - if it works we will make you our king.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
My research has found that a modicum of cocaine synergistically applied with a smidgen of liquor can be quite efficacious in addressing #1. Regarding #2; while anal may be the new BJ, a BJ is the new "hi, nice to meat you". (sp pun intended).
It seems the younger they are the more obligated they feel to suck the dick. A telling indication on the effect of popular culture upon young psyches. It seems the indoctrination of rap videos has produced every boy's desire and every father's nightmare. Sexual revolution indeed; courtesy of... the fascist controlled media!
From: GD
To: ML, HR
I think it is less the fascist controlled media and more the guys-who-like-to-get-their-dick-sucked controlled media.
Even you want to put that on your show - Why women should give more and better head. You are not fascist controlled - are you?
From: GD
To: HR, ML
Added our recent BJ back and forth to The Society
From: HR
To: GD, ML
Is a blowjob "back and forth" or "in and out" (i always thought of it as being the latter). Anyway. Thanks for link... I'll check it out later.
Ciao
From: GD
To: HR, ML
"Back and forth" - from above, where every man should be, her head is going back and forth.
The two most important visual aspect to a woman - tits and the top of her head. Something to look and while she is talking and something to look at while she reminds you why you are actually dating her.
From: HR
To: GD, ML
You must be a generous lover
From: GD
To: HR, ML
I am! Any time she wants to blow me, I allow it.
Screw you – no link. We are evil after all.
Enjoy.
She Mixed It Into His Corn Flakes
Woman #1: ... So his mom taught him.
Woman #2: His mother taught him.
Woman #1: Yeah.
Woman #2: To eat pussy?
Woman #1: Yeah.
Woman #2: That's disgusting!
Woman #1: He's really good at it, though.
--D train
From: HR
To: ML, GD
So weird... I was on an F train and overheard two older women talking,where one was explaing to the other how she taught her son to, well...You know, please a woman.Interestingly, the guy who has been flashing girls on the subway isassumed to be the son.I'm certain that more will become known soon on these developingstories.
Ciao.
From: ML
To: HR, GD
First the D train now the F train. I wonder if this is some kind ofwhisper campaign or experiment? Maybe both?Also, I'm curious if the discussions explicitly state incest (physicalsexual contact) is occurring or a is it just a frank discussion onfemale anatomy and sexual technique between the two that took place? I'mcurious to see how this develops. Could this be a use of influence to subtly corrupt the morals of apeople via a whisper campaign? To plant a taboo thought throughout themasses to see where it will root and flourish? Could this be anothersubtle attack by the ... Fascists!?! hehehe You never know.
From: GD
To: ML, HR
How to please a woman? Simple - give them the pleasure of servicingtheir man. Then they should make him a steak.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
Master: How do you know when a woman orgasms?
Student: Who cares?
Master: Your training is complete.hehehe
Hmm George, I see that (Name Censored) is conspicuously absent from the list of thisthread you stated. I wonder why?
Don't worry.
I added her.
Made you look. hehehehehehe
From: GD
To: ML, HR
Yes, yes you did.
No reason that I did not add her. Really I just did not think of addingher. I was going to make a joke about oral sex here, but since I sentthe original message only to men, I think I will pass.
And actually you deserve props for my last email, as months ago yousent me a fake advice column in which all the advice ended with that thewoman should give her man a blowjob and then make her man a steak.
Good advice actually.
Ifonly more women would take it.
The advice, I mean.
Of course if they take the advice then they would be taking it in the mouth.
Both are good.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
This is great advice and would save many marriages. Someone should tell Dr. Phil. Wait! Maybe I can start my own show? Dr. Matt! Men would force their wives to watch it with them. I could knock Oprah off the air!
Promo: "On Dr. M special guest Heather Harmon will help women to learn how to keep their man happy and at home while maximizing their own pleasure and profits. And in our ongoing series celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck will show the secrets to making a fine steak. Today on the Dr. M show."
It would be a mega hit!
From: GD
To: ML, HR
While men would like the show, I tend to think women probably would pass on it.
You would probably end up with the same audience as Stern.. Nothing to sneeze at, but not Oprah numbers.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
I don't know about that. I play it straight and act like this is really helpful information, maybe squirt a few tears about some awful head I got and suddenly deep throat is part of health class. Stranger things... hehehe Sexual energy is a vector that has unknown limits, if any. Properly tapped and harnessed: who knows? I could wind up with my own Moon Base Phallus out of this. Bum-bum-Bah! The power of the penis - penis - penis! (Can't you just hear the echo?)
From: GD
To: ML, HR
Nah, 1 - Women are really against the whole "You have to deep throat/swallow. It is a good thing for us" thing. 2 - Didn't you here that anal is the BJ for the new millennium. It is now the "in thing" - pun intended.
On the other hand - if it works we will make you our king.
From: ML
To: GD, HR
My research has found that a modicum of cocaine synergistically applied with a smidgen of liquor can be quite efficacious in addressing #1. Regarding #2; while anal may be the new BJ, a BJ is the new "hi, nice to meat you". (sp pun intended).
It seems the younger they are the more obligated they feel to suck the dick. A telling indication on the effect of popular culture upon young psyches. It seems the indoctrination of rap videos has produced every boy's desire and every father's nightmare. Sexual revolution indeed; courtesy of... the fascist controlled media!
From: GD
To: ML, HR
I think it is less the fascist controlled media and more the guys-who-like-to-get-their-dick-sucked controlled media.
Even you want to put that on your show - Why women should give more and better head. You are not fascist controlled - are you?
From: GD
To: HR, ML
Added our recent BJ back and forth to The Society
From: HR
To: GD, ML
Is a blowjob "back and forth" or "in and out" (i always thought of it as being the latter). Anyway. Thanks for link... I'll check it out later.
Ciao
From: GD
To: HR, ML
"Back and forth" - from above, where every man should be, her head is going back and forth.
The two most important visual aspect to a woman - tits and the top of her head. Something to look and while she is talking and something to look at while she reminds you why you are actually dating her.
From: HR
To: GD, ML
You must be a generous lover
From: GD
To: HR, ML
I am! Any time she wants to blow me, I allow it.
posted by GD at 8:59 AM
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