On the Unfortunate, but Occasional, Temporary Merging of Multiple Universes
As will happen from time to time, various parallel universes in the infinite number of universes occupying the various dimensions of time and space will cross paths and interact. At some time I am sure you have experience either the sense of deja vu or the feeling of things not being right or of being just sort of off. In many of these cases you and one of your counterparts in a parallel universe are occupying the exact same space in the time space continuum. If the effect lasts long enough one of the versions of you will exert himself/herself as the dominant personality, thereby affecting both their world and ours. Research has shown that for some unknown reason some people are more prone to this than others and repeated exposure to their mirror self can permanently affect their personality.
Let us use the massively impressive and enormously expensive technology of The Society
For Freedom Enforced By Massive Destructive Power to review the transcripts of a few recent incursions into out world by members of another dimension.
Specifically the Bizzaro World.
Year :2003
(Transcript of a recorded conversation between and Unknown White House Staffer and the President of the United States)
Unknown White House Staffer: Mr. President the next item on your agenda is to appoint a new head for FEMA.
The President: Right, who is one the short list.
UWHS: Well, there are several people involved in the 9/11 rescue operation, some leading foresters involved in The Silver Forest Fire operations, then there are . . . Mr. President are you okay?
The President (now under the influence of the President from Bizzaro world): Hun? What? Me just got a little dizzy, me okay now.
UWHS: Are you sure Mr. President? I could call the office medical staff if you like.
The Bizzaro President: No, no. Me okay now. But what we discussing again?
UWHS: Appointing a new head of FEMA.
TBP: Right, now what is FEMA again?
UWHS: Federal Emergency Management . . . You know the people you send in when there is a major emergency in the country. Are you sure you are ok sir?
TBP: We send them in when there is emergency. Hmm, like the cavalry?
UWHS: Well, yes sir sort of like the cavalry.
TBP: Good. Then me appoint Michael Brown.
UWHS: Sir, but Michael Brown is the former head of the Arabian Horse Association. And he was fired from that position. I do not think he is the right choice.
TBP: Hem perfect choice. Cavalry need horses, and him know about horses. Plus since him be fired from horse job he have free time to do FEMA work. Plus people of Bizzaro America no care about FEMA thing. Much like EPA or FDA. Too many letters, people no understand them. So we gut them. If something bad happen we just blame democrats and liberal media. If it go really bad we just fire him. But what are the odds that something that bad could happen? No, people no notice for years and me long out of office by then.
Year:2005
(Transcripts of one side of various phone conversations. The speaker is Michael Brown, at the time head of FEMA. You will note that in all conversations he is clearly under the influence of the Bizzaro world.)
MB: "What? No me said me want the FEMA web site to tell First Responders to NOT RESPOND to New Orleans. Me know Governor declared a state of emergency, but sending in first responders is exactly what they would expect. They will be waiting for us. . ."
A few days later
MB: "Hello. You say Walmart has sent several trucks loaded with fresh water to New Orleans. That stupid, New Orleans flooded. They have plenty of water. Tell them to turn around. What you say Coast Guard boat loaded with diesel fuel docked in New Orleans going to give fuel to run electric generators. That stupid, it day out them no need lights. Plus houses no have roofs so lots of days light inside. Tell them not to give fuel out. What you say local officials have set up command post to help coordinate relief efforts. Ha ha, me play joke on them. Go cut their emergency telephone lines. Me think that big joke. They will laugh. Oh one other thing, pull firefighters off fighting fires. Me need them to hand out flyers saying what good job me and President doing. Then pull other firefighters away from rescuing people to go take pictures with President. Ok, bye."
How else can we explain this other than influence from the BIZZARO WORLD.
But if our data was wrong and he was not possessed by Bizzaro Bush than
why else would he appoint someone without the right background to such
an important position. Surely not to curry favor with friends and
donors.
Let us use the massively impressive and enormously expensive technology of The Society
For Freedom Enforced By Massive Destructive Power to review the transcripts of a few recent incursions into out world by members of another dimension.
Specifically the Bizzaro World.
Year :2003
(Transcript of a recorded conversation between and Unknown White House Staffer and the President of the United States)
Unknown White House Staffer: Mr. President the next item on your agenda is to appoint a new head for FEMA.
The President: Right, who is one the short list.
UWHS: Well, there are several people involved in the 9/11 rescue operation, some leading foresters involved in The Silver Forest Fire operations, then there are . . . Mr. President are you okay?
The President (now under the influence of the President from Bizzaro world): Hun? What? Me just got a little dizzy, me okay now.
UWHS: Are you sure Mr. President? I could call the office medical staff if you like.
The Bizzaro President: No, no. Me okay now. But what we discussing again?
UWHS: Appointing a new head of FEMA.
TBP: Right, now what is FEMA again?
UWHS: Federal Emergency Management . . . You know the people you send in when there is a major emergency in the country. Are you sure you are ok sir?
TBP: We send them in when there is emergency. Hmm, like the cavalry?
UWHS: Well, yes sir sort of like the cavalry.
TBP: Good. Then me appoint Michael Brown.
UWHS: Sir, but Michael Brown is the former head of the Arabian Horse Association. And he was fired from that position. I do not think he is the right choice.
TBP: Hem perfect choice. Cavalry need horses, and him know about horses. Plus since him be fired from horse job he have free time to do FEMA work. Plus people of Bizzaro America no care about FEMA thing. Much like EPA or FDA. Too many letters, people no understand them. So we gut them. If something bad happen we just blame democrats and liberal media. If it go really bad we just fire him. But what are the odds that something that bad could happen? No, people no notice for years and me long out of office by then.
Year:2005
(Transcripts of one side of various phone conversations. The speaker is Michael Brown, at the time head of FEMA. You will note that in all conversations he is clearly under the influence of the Bizzaro world.)
MB: "What? No me said me want the FEMA web site to tell First Responders to NOT RESPOND to New Orleans. Me know Governor declared a state of emergency, but sending in first responders is exactly what they would expect. They will be waiting for us. . ."
A few days later
MB: "Hello. You say Walmart has sent several trucks loaded with fresh water to New Orleans. That stupid, New Orleans flooded. They have plenty of water. Tell them to turn around. What you say Coast Guard boat loaded with diesel fuel docked in New Orleans going to give fuel to run electric generators. That stupid, it day out them no need lights. Plus houses no have roofs so lots of days light inside. Tell them not to give fuel out. What you say local officials have set up command post to help coordinate relief efforts. Ha ha, me play joke on them. Go cut their emergency telephone lines. Me think that big joke. They will laugh. Oh one other thing, pull firefighters off fighting fires. Me need them to hand out flyers saying what good job me and President doing. Then pull other firefighters away from rescuing people to go take pictures with President. Ok, bye."
How else can we explain this other than influence from the BIZZARO WORLD.
But if our data was wrong and he was not possessed by Bizzaro Bush than
why else would he appoint someone without the right background to such
an important position. Surely not to curry favor with friends and
donors.
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