How Renquist's life ended 3 universes over to the right...
Three universes over to the right Chief Justice Renquist left the world and legaldom was never the same. While the Renquist in our universe faded away from illness the Renquist over there was much more a Dylan Thomas fan and raged against the dying of the light. Below are his final words.
(The speech he gave at the last ABA Annual Meeting) "You have all soldout. The ABA is nothing but a bunch of parasitical sycophants feeding on the ruination of the American Way. You sit in your offices spinning your little webs of corporate shells and insulators of anonymity while eroding the life and work ethic of a once great nation as your asses grow calloused from lack of movement and bleed the rancid putrefaction of your corrupted souls.
The ABA has become Ass Bleeders Anonymous! In disgust of you and with utter contempt I now bring you a taste of the pain and suffering you have caused and fed upon. THIS IS WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM! I have placed one of these in each of the centerpieces at your tables. The Bard was quite right when he penned "First we kill all the lawyers". No one here will live longer than a month. The lucky ones will die today.
As I am dying, I have little to loose and act without fear of loss. In a most deft demonstration of the talents of our shared black art, all my assets are untraceable and sheltered. Damn you! Damn you all to hell! The DreamYet Lives! Long Live Freed..." (Renquist keels over and spits at the assemblage as he falls dead.)
(The speech he gave at the last ABA Annual Meeting) "You have all soldout. The ABA is nothing but a bunch of parasitical sycophants feeding on the ruination of the American Way. You sit in your offices spinning your little webs of corporate shells and insulators of anonymity while eroding the life and work ethic of a once great nation as your asses grow calloused from lack of movement and bleed the rancid putrefaction of your corrupted souls.
The ABA has become Ass Bleeders Anonymous! In disgust of you and with utter contempt I now bring you a taste of the pain and suffering you have caused and fed upon. THIS IS WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM! I have placed one of these in each of the centerpieces at your tables. The Bard was quite right when he penned "First we kill all the lawyers". No one here will live longer than a month. The lucky ones will die today.
As I am dying, I have little to loose and act without fear of loss. In a most deft demonstration of the talents of our shared black art, all my assets are untraceable and sheltered. Damn you! Damn you all to hell! The DreamYet Lives! Long Live Freed..." (Renquist keels over and spits at the assemblage as he falls dead.)
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